Mitch K. Allan - author, nerd, coffee addict. I like Attack on Titan, Homestuck, and Welcome to Night Vale. Also I write books, which you can find out more about at mitch-the-writer.tumblr.com
there should be game shows for fangirls
“Feels or No Feels”
Wheel of Feels
The Ship is Right
Name That Fandom
Are You Smarter than a Fictional Character
Who Wants to Be An Emotional Wreck
when supernatural ends forever, somewhere in the background of the finale there should be a news headline mentioning how carver edlund’s cult book series is going to be adapted into a tv show
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"